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The greatest thing I’ve seen today and the only thing that...

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The greatest thing I’ve seen today and the only thing that matters

babyanimalgifs:EXTREMELY GOOD CONTENT

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babyanimalgifs:

EXTREMELY GOOD CONTENT

WHERE IS THIS FROM?!

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WHERE IS THIS FROM?!

isnerdy: nearlybitchess: pipermashea: droidmom: whitebeltwrite...

Mon, 19 Dec 2016 04:11:18 -0500

isnerdy:

nearlybitchess:

pipermashea:

droidmom:

whitebeltwriter:

awed-frog:

Do I need to say something?

Nah.

he knew
he knew exactly what he was doing

SLOW CLAP

I had to reblog it twice

sORRY BUT THIS IS AMAZING

It’s from The New Yorker. It’s satire.

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od-kahane-chai: The goddamn Apple Store is so fucking trendy these motherfuckers don’t even use...

Wed, 14 Sep 2016 00:20:36 -0400

od-kahane-chai:

The goddamn Apple Store is so fucking trendy these motherfuckers don’t even use cash registers anymore. Like holy shit why would I ever want to wait in line to pay for my immensely overpriced lightning bolt-to-usb cable, when I can wander around aimlessly looking for the one bearded top knot in the grey shirt who happens to have a card reader attached to his free iPhone 6? Literally fucking walked up a dude and was like ‘Yo where’s the till?’ And guy looks at me straight in the fucking face and says, ‘Oh well, there should be one or two people walking around on either side of the store who can process your payment.’ ALL OF YOU DRESS EXACTLY THE SAME! Am I supposed to accost every single goddamn one of you until I finally find the one goddamn fucking anthropomorphisized Mac Computer who is willing to let me pay for this shit? And when I finally find the dude and let him tap his shit against the box that I’m trying to purchase, of course he gives me the smuggest fucking smile I’ve ever seen on a human face and asks, ‘Would you like to use Apple Pay?’ Like GOOD LORD can we please just take a step outside of your möbius fucking circle jerk and let me hand you fifteen pounds in cash? Cash money? Real fucking physical fucking tender? No it’s okay, I don’t need a fucking receipt. What, you mean you’re going to print me a real receipt? A physical receipt that I can carry in my pocket? You’re not gonna beam it to my fucking wrist? You’re not going to send it via dropbox to an undisclosed fucking IP Address where I have to complete a CAPTCHA and accept your terms and conditions for the one millionth time in order to check that, yes, I did just spend £20 pounds and 45 minutes on a thin wire made of plastic and metal that’s gonna break in a month anyway? I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PLANET ANYMORE

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rucasdaily: #but god #just notice you’re both looking at the...

Wed, 09 Mar 2016 12:31:44 -0500

rucasdaily:

#but god #just notice you’re both looking at the sky {x}

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"I am hard on myself. But isn’t it better to be honest about these things before someone else can use..."

Wed, 03 Feb 2016 18:34:40 -0500

“I am hard on myself. But isn’t it better to be honest about these things before someone else can use them against you? Before someone else can break your heart? Isn’t it better to break it yourself?”

- Stephanie Perkins, Isla and the Happily Ever After
(via wordsnquotes)

"Look it’s killing me that you’re acting like nothing ever happened,” she said. “You don’t get to..."

Wed, 03 Feb 2016 00:31:05 -0500

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Look it’s killing me that you’re acting like nothing ever happened,” she said. “You don’t get to walk into someone’s life and then forget they ever existed.”

“You don’t get to tell someone they matter then suddenly decide that they don’t.

”

- S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #284 (via blossomfully)

"“You’d think I’d be over it by now,” she said. “And it’s true, it doesn’t hurt like it used to.”..."

Wed, 03 Feb 2016 00:30:39 -0500

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“You’d think I’d be over it by now,” she said. “And it’s true, it doesn’t hurt like it used to.”

“But I thought by now I’d be over it.

“And it still hurts more than it should.”

”

- S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #117 (via blossomfully)

"“It never stops hurting, does it?” “What?” “Giving someone the best of you and watching them..."

Wed, 03 Feb 2016 00:30:03 -0500

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“It never stops hurting, does it?”

“What?”

“Giving someone the best of you and watching them choose someone else.”

”

- S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #83 (via blossomfully)

"Don’t lower your standards to keep anyone, if they’re not making you happy, it’s time to find..."

Wed, 03 Feb 2016 00:28:40 -0500

“Don’t lower your standards to keep anyone, if they’re not making you happy, it’s time to find someone who does”

- Robert Tew - via perrfectly (via perfect)

"Not everything is supposed to become something beautiful and long-lasting. Sometimes people come..."

Wed, 03 Feb 2016 00:28:31 -0500

“Not everything is supposed to become something beautiful and long-lasting. Sometimes people come into your life to show you what is right and what is wrong, to show you who you can be, to teach you to love yourself, to make you feel better for a little while, or to just be someone to walk with at night and spill your life to. Not everyone is going to stay forever, and we still have to keep on going and thank them for what they’ve given us.”

- Emery Allen (via perrfectly)

"There’s so much more to life than finding someone who will want you, or being sad over someone who..."

Wed, 03 Feb 2016 00:28:14 -0500

“There’s so much more to life than finding someone who will want you, or being sad over someone who doesn’t. There’s a lot of wonderful time to be spent discovering yourself without hoping someone will fall in love with you along the way, and it doesn’t need to be painful or empty. You need to fill yourself up with love. Not anyone else. Become a whole being on your own. Go on adventures, fall asleep in the woods with friends, wander around the city at night, sit in a coffee shop on your own, write on bathroom stalls, leave notes in library books, dress up for yourself, give to others, smile a lot. Do all things with love, but don’t romanticize life like you can’t survive without it. Live for yourself and be happy on your own. It isn’t any less beautiful, I promise.”

- Emery Allen (via perrfectly)

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